OLYMPICS SUCK

Wow, these Olympics are terrible! Its been bad news bears since the opening ceremony. First of all, the whole Alps theme in the opening ceremony was bizarre to me. There were these sparks of passion guys who were ice skaing around with huge flames on their heads and these ice skating trees. It was very conceptial and gay. Bottom line....HATED IT!


Then, Michelle Kwan withdrew herself from the Olympics due to two pulled groin muscles! What a fuckin' baby. J/K. Her press meeting was pretty sad, since she's never won the gold and this would be her last chance seeing as next year she would be way to old. God, it is C R A Z Y that she is 25 and this is the last time she could feasibly perform at the Olympics. So fuckin' sad. Those Asians are usually so good about coming through in the clutch!



The one redeeming thing about the Olympics is Bode(Boe-dee) Miller who is cocky, arrogant, reckless, American and sexy as hell. He is all about winning and lacks the technique and control but he is wild and always makes for a fun run. He already won silver in 2002 and is going for the gold, baby! Good luck hot sexy American!