LISTENING IS A LARGE PART OF LEADERSHIP!

Wow, we really showed those Chinese that we are ready to develop a relationship with their country based on mutual respect and openess as well as kindness and understanding. Or maybe we are sending the message that we could give a fuck about what they have to say. That is what Dick Cheney and Condi Rice seemed to infer from the nap session they took in the middle of a speech that Hu Jintao, the Chinese President, was making.

Things they missed in the speech included:

• Tentative plans of napalm attacks set for U.S. later this year.
• Computer viruses to destroy internet to be set forth later this year.
• Possible naming of $cientology as official religion of China, later this year.