HAPPY VALENTINES DAY....(insert sad face here)

SPLITSVILLE!

So yeah, it would seem that (according to Life & Style, most reliable source, second only to the Associated Press) Tom and Katie might not be as happy as they appear ( and by happy, I mean that Tom looks crazed and Katie looks petrified). Apparently they have decided to call off the wedding but will keep up appearances until the "birth" of their child. I bet that stomach is just a really amazing special effects sort of deal. I bet that when the time comes, something fishy is going to happen....wow, thats kind of fucked up for me to say, huh? eek.
Here is a quote from Life & Style regarding their plan to keep up the appearance of a relationship until the "birth" of Tom or Katie Jr. ( I don't know why I keep putting "birth" in quotation marks).

"In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home - though sleeping in separate bedrooms - through the summer. Then, presumably, they'll announce a separation - but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes. 'They'll share custody,' says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie’s and the baby’s financial well-being for life. 'Tom will set up Katie and the baby,' adds the pal"

Wowza...this is the best Valentine day gift EVER!