CocoRosie Tonight @ Avalon

I just wanted to give the LA based blog Los AnJealous a huge cyber-hug for giving me two free tickets to tonight's CocoRosie concert. It is going to be a hot time to boot and I bet you bitches wish your job allowed you hours upon hours a day to surf the net (as the kids say, nowadays) and enter a million contests.

Well, wish me luck tonight kiddies. Parking in Hollywood is a cunt.

FAVORITE PERSON OF THE WEEK

Steve Irwin is seriously my favorite person of the week. Anyone can be an animal lover of puppies and pussies but this dude wept over the death of an alligator. Seriously, I love this man and have so much respect for him now that, since his untimely death, I have heard more and more about his ongoing pursuits in animal and wildlife preservation.

BEST. ACTING. EVER.

And the Academy Award goes to...


Genius. Thanks Lizzy.
Don't you wish that Meryl was cast as Jesse Spano in the original cast of 'Saved by the Bell'?

Suri Snooze

This baby has devil eyes and way too much hair. What the crap? That is so Chris Klein's baby. Duh.
These pics are super boring. If we waited this long to see this randy baby, it better do some tricks or be wearing some hot baby couture. Instead, it looks like a watered down Tom with a wig on.

CHEESY AS A QUESADILLA!

Apparently Justin Timberlake has gone back to his fucking cheese-dick ways for the cover of Rolling Stones. He could not possibly look like more of a loser if he tried. I don't know who the bigger fag is, Justin or Lance. At least Lance's boyfriend is a pock face like Cameron....ooooh damn I went there!

CASTING FOR THE MUMMY

This bitch is going to end up crying on Oprah real soon if she doesn't stop and eat a meal asap. This hoe is flat out hungry and you know it. I get hungry just looking at her. Those legs are killing me! And you know her ass is wearing a hat cause her annie-rexic hair is falling out in tufts. Just goes to show you can be rich as hell but still be hungrier than a rabid dog.

SAD CLOWN

Here is a picture of Paris Hilton waiting like a sad clown outside of Bungalow 8 in New York City. Seems that Paris is getting a taste of the lives of us "regular folk", and it looks like Paris HATES the way it tastes! Sad little rich clown had to wait outside with the plebians to get into an MTV VMA party. Included in line was P. Diddy! Ha, I would have LOOOOOOOVED to see that PR mess go down.

In Memorium

Just a small example of the great work for nature Mr. Irwin did. He is one funny guy!

RIP Steve Irwin

I just had to give the shout-out to Steve Irwin. In case you hadn't heard, he was killed this weekend in a freak accident involving a stingray. Apparently while swimming in shallow water a sting ray felt threatened by his presence and stung Irwin through the heart. There are unconfirmed rumors that Irwin pulled the stingray barb from his heart before .
This dude was a fighter to the very end! You gotta love someone who doesn't just talk the talk, he walks the walk!