Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Craigslist Weirdo's

Ok, I will admit it. I check the missed connections section in Craigslist pretty frequently. You never know, especially in New York, if someone is falling in love with you, or if that hot guy who caught your eye could be the next love of your life. Mostly, I find nothing, but I do like to click some of the posting titles that sound interesting. Today, this one caught my eye: i sucked you at BADLANDS Video Saturday night - m4m - 32

I clicked. 

"You are the VERY sexy white guy...I saw you standing in the hallway....we went into adjoining booths and i sucked your beautiful cock to completion....it was the first time there for me and, if by some longshot you read this...i would love to service your cock again...maybe at my place. 

I was in a METS jacket"

I found this extremely rude for 3 reasons: 
A. He was wearing a METS jacket. I can almost certainly guarantee that he is not a METS fan, and is probably not particularly interested in sports. 
B. This was in no ways a "missed connection". From the sound of it, they connected just fine. When someone has their dick in your mouth, there has to be some opportunity (some fleeting romantic moment) for you two to exchange digits. 
C. I didn't like that he called the cock "beautiful". I get that he's trying to convince this guy to email him, but that was an unnecessary detail. I also don't particularly like that he also had to include that he sucked it to "completion". That's just nasty. 

nose flaring competition

bangs? thoughts?

Julia is Evil

What the fuck?

This is quite possibly the rudest thing I have ever seen. Visit www.kittywigs.com to learn more. Apparently, Anderson Cooper took the time to actually covered this story.