HOMO SAY WHAT!?

This picture was taken earlier this week when Jake G. decided to gay it forward without the help of Tour de France's golden boy, Lance.

I have mixed feelings about this whole situation. I love the hairy chest, but am so not feeling the open shirt paired with biker shorts. Oh, who am I fooling? I would still hit that shit!

JAKE FAGS IT UP

Why the hell are Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong riding their bikes on the freeway? WTF? I mean, I understand trying to save some money on gas, but come on...Didn't Lance make some cash from that clever Livestrong "charity" scam he was running?


Why oh why does Jake Gyllenhaal continue to engage in faggotry...simply to confuse the masses? Here he is riding his bike with Lance Armstrong, who now that he is cancer free has dropped Sheryl Crow-sfeet like a bag of hot potatoes.

It looks like Jake is really letting that bicycle seat ride up his man-gina. I have never wanted to be a bike seat more in my entire life.



pics courtesy of D Listed

WEEKLY TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE!

Check this shit out, yo!


Oh my god, my parents should pay Mr. Belvedere retroactive pay for babysitting my ass everyday for a half an hour. I also went to school with Ilene Graff's daughter and almost crapped my pants everytime I got a chance to see that beeyatch. Love the show...I miss watching it everday at 4:00pm.

PARIS FASHION WEEK

I have been looking over the Paris fashion shows and this year, Paris is really going crazy. A lot of the looks are really extra'd out. Below is my favorite show that I have seen so far, Valentino. For me it strikes a good balance of crazy and classy. Me likey the big hair!

CHAINSAW WIELDING PSYCHO IN NEW YORK!

Apparently, a man in a New York City subway station grabbed two chainsaws off a work bench and began swinging the chainsaws at civilians before slicing a man's chest open and running away. The man is still at large, although police have found the two chainsaws and are reviewing video tape of the situation.

This is following a chain of stabbings by a Boston man in the New York City subways.

Whoa, what the fuck, that is like the freakiest shit I have heard all day! I mean, could you imagine minding your own business in an underground enclosed area and then BOOM! Chainsaw wielding action? That shit would make me piss myself. Thank god everyone drives in LA.

story courtesy of Drudge Report

EMMY NOMINATIONS!

*My personal choice is starred*

Comedy Series
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm*
The Office
ScrubsTwo and a Half Men

Drama Series
Grey's Anatomy
House
The Sopranos*
The West Wing
24




Actor in a Comedy Series
Steve Carell, The Office
Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm*
Kevin James, King of Queens
Tony Shaloub, Monk
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men

Actress in a Comedy Series
Stockard Channing, Out of Practice
Jane Kaczmarek, Malcolm in the Middle
Lisa Kudrow, The Comeback*
Debra Messing, Will & Grace
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, The New Adventures of Old Christine

Actor in a Drama
Peter Krause, Six Feet Under*
Dennis Leary, Rescue Me
Christopher Meloni, Law & Order: SVU
Martin Sheen, The West Wing
Kiefer Sutherland, 24

Actress in a Comedy
Frances Conroy, Six Feet Under*
Geena Davis, Commander in Chief
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
Allison Janney, The West Wing
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Miniseries
Bleak House: Masterpiece Theater
Elizabeth I*
Into the West
Sleeper Cell

Reality Competition
Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing with the Stars
Project Runway*
Survivor

Made for TV Movie
Flight 93
The Girl in a Cafe
Yesterday
Mrs. Harris *

Actor in a Miniseries or Movie
Andre Braugher - Thief
Charles Dance - Bleak House
Ben Kingsley - Mrs. Harris*
Donald Sutherland - Human Trafficking
Jon Voight - Pope John Paul II

Actress in a Miniseries or Movie
Gillian Anderson - Bleak House
Kathy Bates - Ambulance Girl
Annette Benning - Mrs. Harris
Judy Davis - A Little Thing Called Murder
Helen Mirren - Elizabeth I*

"That's All"

The Meryl Wears Genius


Oh, Hot Damn! Meryl was not even joking this weekend when I saw her in The Devil Wears Prada. The movie was actually kind of cute and endearing, if not a little cheesy. But you bet your horses that Meryl took no prisoners. She was, of course, killing it left and right. There were so many good Meryl moments, I can't even pick one! And can we talk about the fact that on Monday night at 11pm Meryl still packed the theatre and the audience was all together lovin' the Streep. Lovin' it!

SPELL CHECK

Damn, I bet Keira Knightley feels like a loser when she see's that UK Vogue spelled her name wrong on the cover. They need to get some better proof-readers up in that shit!

By the way, why is Keira so squinty in this pic? She looks stoned.

LIL' KIM....NOT SO LIL'

Damn! There must be some good ass food up at the Philadelphia Federal Detention Center, cause when Miss Lil' Kim got out, she looked like she had been asking for seconds during dinner time. That bitch should have starved herself, written a hot rap or four and worked out like a mofo. Now she's gonna have to pull a Janet Jackson. She does looke happy as hell and kinda like she got a little face work done. Is that even possible? Cause that would be hot! Serve your time and get rid of that bump on your nose....love it!