IT'S CALLED FLOSS...BITCH!

Look at Lindsay Lohan making another disasterous display on the red carpet. That bitch has something like 37 wranglers and stylists and publicists, etc. and somehow they all forgot to tell LiLo to fucking check her gums! Damn bitch! And someone quick! check the nose for coke particles falling out. Brandon Davies is such a tard talk shit about her and how "poor" she is. If he would have waited he could have said that she was ugly and always has pubic hair and crabs crawing around in between her Chiclet teeth. Duh.



{pic courtesy of Just Jared}

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP TRANNIE

Who could this mustache belong to? Could it belong to the most self absorbed, egotastic Amazong princess of our favorite reality show? It is! I was shocked to find this picture of the scary Tyra Banks letting it all hang out. I guess this is what happens when you leave Victoria's Secret...you get cakey and poorly applied make-up barely covering your overgrown mustache and goatee. Ick, what a beast.





{picture courtesy of I Don't Like You In That Way}

What the fuck?

SO WRONG

Oh no. This is looking really bad. I don't know where to go with this one, but....Britney's baby looks totally retarded. Britney looks like a barefoot un-wed mother with a rifle-loving hubby. It's not that far off but the only difference is that Britney is rich and she still looks like shit. But, seriously, her baby has total blank eyes....that fall on the head and driving without a car seat have fucked this little fatty up! So sad.


{picture courtesy of Perez Hilton}

RANDY CELEB SIGHTING OF THE WEEK

So, on Tuesday, who does ShitTalker and his besty LauraLoves see at the fine dining establishment Chipotle at the Los Angeles mall The Grove? None other than the taut-faced, uber-arched eyebrow plastic surgery addict herself....Janice Dickinson, self proclaimed "worlds first supermodel". She looked a fright hopping out of the car long enough to let her frumpy assistant out to get Janice and company some burritos to stuff their faces. Heaven forbid she is seen somewhere so plebian!

For kicks, I have some pics from the 1980's when Janice ruled the supermodel world. She was the Kate Moss of her time. She was fucking hawt.

YOU MEAN, I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT LILO?

TMZ posted some footage of Paris Hilton and butt buddy Brandon Davis (Mischa Barton's ex boyfriend) leaving Hyde Lounge in Los Angeles and saying some pretty mean things about our besty Lindsay Lohan.

The things they said included saying that she was "only worth seven million dollars" and that she "lives in a motel". They make jabs at her poor film openings citing her "fire crotch" as the reason as well as suggesting that her ex-boyfriend was a member of a "mariachi band".

What the fuck...you know that I hate me some LiLo but I am the only one who can talk smack about her. I don't want assholes like them to fucking talk shit about them. Brandon Davis looks like he has down syndrome and Mischa Barton got tired of fucking him. He is such a loser. And Paris...with all of her notoriety and money still couldn't get into a big budget film. Those two are the filthiest trash of all of LA. I hope that they both are eaten from the inside out by their filthy crotch diseases. Hate.

YOU KNOW HIS DICK IS TINY!

Damn, that is so sad. Frankie Muniz showed off his manly physique while hanging out with his child molesting girlfriend. That bitch seriously is going to be like those elementary school teachers who fuck their students. That kid is straight up anorexic and looks like the male Nicole Richie. You know that he has a teeny tiny dick! No wonder he has all these large cars...he has to have something big to make up for it.


courtesy of Drunken Stepfather

IS NICOLE KIDMAN SURPRISED?

Nicole Kidman announced today that she and CUNTry singer Keith Urban and her are not only dating, but are now oficially engaged. Nicole seemed shocked that Keith proposed to her....er...oh, Nicole isn't surprised....her face is filled with enough Botox to cause muscular paralysis in an elephant. So, beneath her cool and frozen-faced exterior, Nicole is surely doing cartwheels and sommersaults. On the exterior...you may be able to see a twitch of excitement.

Contrats Nikki.....woowoo!

STRETCH IT OUT!

Ok...wow. These pictures are really disgusting, but could it be? Could Katie Holmes have actually had a child? Is this possible? My world is crumbling around me at the thought that Katie Holmes may have had Tom Cruises penis-juice squeezed in her from some $cientologist doctor who doesn't perscribe fun pills! The horror!

On second thought, what the fuck is some photographer doing down there? And why is Homely Holmes letting her gut show? Could this be another well manuvered move to "prove" TomKat's baby isn't test-tube conceived? The horror!

I just take solace in the fact that Katie's tum-tum is forever destroyed. You may be rich as hell and a movie star, but, bitch, you still got yourself some hardcore stretchmarks! Ha!

TWO HOTTIES!

Here is a picture of Sean Preston Federline (SPF) and his new "nanny". You know that Britney is totally going to ditch loser-ville Kevin and fuck this dude. He's totally cute in a weird way. I mean, the fact that he is actually EARNING the money that Britney is giving him must be a enough of a turn on to get BritBrit dripping between the legs. He's like those guys that are not cute at all, but when you're husband is a total douche and you are raising your baby in haphazard solitude, he all of a sudden probably looks pretty cute...

Also, look at what a stud SPF is!
He is so totally straight thuggin' and I love it. He actually turned out pretty fresh for having to uglies as parents. Let's hope he can maintain the cute. I doubt it.