Your Ass Can Afford a Better Weave

I think that all the black girls in Hollywood need to have a sit-down chat with Britney. Girl does not know how to take care of the nap on her head! I love Britney. I am super excited that she is prepping for her comeback. I am happy as hell that she dumped Fed-Ex. But our girl is from the country and she needs help. Britney, get a stylist and a hairstylist. I don't care if you use Rachel Zoe and Ken Paves, just get some professionals, pronto!

I'm in your corner, girl. Help me help you.

xo
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Links For the Memories!

Advice to Lindsay Lohan: Proofread! - Defamer

The countdown begins: How long until Michael Richardson checks into rehab? - TMZ

I don't know who I lost more respect for, John Mayer or Jessica Simpson. Oh, let's get real...I never respected either of them in the first place - Perez Hilton

Do I really need any more reasons to love Gael Garcia Bernal? - The International Herald Tribune

How many times to I have to tell you people? Do not fuck with Oprah - Tittle-Tattle Too

Gwen Stefani: Out of the Spaceship and Onto the Red Carpet

I know that some people think that outfit Gwen Stefani's wore to the American Music Awards was ugly, but as usual, I have to disagree. I get it...she looks like a coke-whore pornstar alien...but she is rocking it. And I am happy as a clam that she lost the Japanese posse. Those glasses are supa-fly and her legs are toned and sexy. I totally hate bangs and the bleached out color but for some reason it works. I don't know what spell she casts over me, but Gwen could have a retard as her stylist and I would still love it.

You know that poor Gavin doesn't get her style and he is completely embarssed. Look at him trying to rock denim and a t-shirt at an awards show. He looks like he was going to just stay at home and Gwen made him come at the last minute.