THIS BUMBLEFUCK WON RUINED MY FUNWAY!

To my shock and awe, Jeffrey somehow AA'd his ass into first place in last night's season finale of Project Runway. How does a former crack-head swindle the crown off of my lovely Laura Bennett's head? I hate him. His collection was solid, but nothing spectacular. Uli actually shocked me and turned the heat up, but for some reason the judgest went with Jeffrey. It sucks, because Jeffrey already sells his clothing in high-end boutiques like Maxfield's! Even if he lost, he won. I wish Laura won so that she could stop popping out babies and finally have a career to match that NYC loft of her's.

Anyways, cheers to another wonderful season of PR. Don't forget to check out Ugly Betty tonight, bitces. xo

GAY'S ANATOMY!

TR Knight just confirmed his status as a homo today. In all seriousness, I am really proud of this B-lister. It takes some balls to reveal yourself to the public, especially when you are starring in a smash hit television show like Grey's Anatomy.

Congratulations to TR Knight! I saw him at the Chateau Marmont a few weeks ago with a hot girl, but I guess it was just his hag. Regardless, give me a call TR and let's play doctor!

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LILO GETS SERVED

This dumb ass bitch not only got served with legal papers subpeoning her to act as a witness in a legal battle against her mother, Dina. The best part is the dumb bitch thought the court papers were from a fan who wanted an autograph. What an effing cheese head.

HAVE MY PRAYERS BEEN ANSWERED, GOD?

A hot, svelte, well-dressed and grinning Britney stepped out in Malibu this weekend. Bitch is ready for a comeback. Could God have answered my prayers? Oh lord, please let Brit return!