HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!

This just makes me happy. Peace out, bitches! Have a good weekend.

I love you Oprah!

SLUTTY ASS LINDSAY

Old video, but entertainingly short nonetheless.

IN A SURPRISING TURN, COKE DID NOT RUIN KATE MOSS'S CAREER!

Last night, because I am such a hip guy, I stayed in, got stoned, watched HGTV and read the newest Vanity Fair that lists the worlds best dresser's. The top of that list, of course, was dead-eyes Kate Moss. The article went on to let us know that Kate, after surviving the media shitstorm due to her cocaine use by taking the bold stance of NOT saying ANYTHING (no interview, no press release, no articles using quotes directly from Moss's mouth) she is actually making more money this year than last. She also has EIGHT major ad campaigns right now, including Burberry, Calvin Klein and Versace. The bitch is bigger and better than ever. Other people who made the list were OPRAH, Renee Zellwegger, David Beckham, George Clooney and Hedi Slimane.

It's Friday so here are some boobies and cooter for all the straight boys who I make feel obligated to read this faggy shit.

DAVID BECKHAM AXED FROM JOLLY OLD ENGLAND'S TEAM

David Beckham has been axed from the England team after an embarassing defeat during the World Cup this year. He is still working his tired shit for Real Madrid, but his international future could be in jepoardy. His tired ass gets hurt too much to be trusted.

Whatever, he should stay home and hold up Victoria's head, since her brittle neck cannot support it herself. Oy!

I know that Becks is a total hottie, but again, he is too middle heavy! Even bent over ready to sit on a dildo I can tell those hips are huge!

KANYE IS GETTING MARRIED

Kanye West and his mysterious lover have gotten engaged. All that is known about the whore is that her name is Alexis (or Alex) and s/he lives overseas (in an all boy prostitution house in Thailand). Oh, and that s/he is about to be filthy fucking rich. That lucky guy. Come on, peeps, you know that Kanye is such a bottom. Some of those get-ups he gets caught in would make the boys at the Abbey cringe. Seriously.

Well I wish him and his boy toy all the best in the world.

DINA LOHAN CALLED HERSELF 'THE WHITE OPRAH'

According to Perez Hilton Ms. Dina Lohan recently came out and said that Lindsay's friends refer to her as the "white Oprah" and that she has been shopping a "classy" talk show to networks.

Oh.

No.

She.

Didn't.

I don't think that Oprah would be too pleased to hear that pill headed bitch Dina comparing her trashy ass to the big O. Oprah would be pissed if Mother Theresa compared herself to O. Did Mother Theresa ever give an entire auditence a bunch of cars? Nope. Regardless, Dina is also being brought up on fraud charges in court later this year. I don't think Oprah would be brought up on fraud charges. That bitch is waaaay to rich!

That bitch Dina better watch her back. If I see her I will pull her hair!

SCARY

Oh my god, this is the spookiest picture EVER! This picture, taken from a helicopter, is of the Cruise/Holmes estate. Look in the window at Katie Holmes looking desperately out the window trying to plot her escape plan. That shit is flat out S C A R Y. I mean, I realize that I can't see her face, but I have a feeling its covered in tears.

This is the creepiest part. Look closely and that weird blob looks kinda like a baby laying on a bed or in a crib or something. I totally think its the robot baby. Those sick fucking wackjobs probably knew that the planes were coming and had to pull out Some doll and throw it on the bed. Seriously, their lives are so fucking mysterious and weird and shrouded with mystery it freaks my shit out! I got the chills!

Yikes!

Hollywoods top stylist Rachel Zoe looked bright and refreshed and not a day over 30,347 at an event at Los Angeles's Chateau Marmont last night.

BITCH AIN'T PLAYING!

Damn. Christina Aguilera is looking hot as a summer's day on this Rolling Stone cover. This little hottie is working her shit here. I love this pic almost as much as she loves her red lipstick. Such a hot piece of ass, and I know it's been awhile so you might have forgotten but bitch can sing.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ALBUM COVER

Here is the cover of Justin Timberlake's new album. It's a pretty adorable little photo. Kudos, J-dawg. Now just get rid of Crater-Face-Cameron as a girlfriend and fix up that cheesy as trying-to-be-cutting-edge-title. Let's hope the album lives up to the disco-ball-breaking expectations. Wow, lot's of hyphen's in this post.

SEXY VAL

I used to wank to this guy shirtless in Batman Returns. Now he looks like this. I'm starting to understand what guys who used to be in love with Britney feel like. Totally betrayed.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SURI ALREADY!?

Here is a picture of TomKat still trying on that tired old act of "coupledom". Cute dress, Katie.

Anyways, TomKat notices that they aren't fooling a single soul with their bullshit baby so they are going to allow little Miss Suri to be photographed and put on the cover of Vanity Fair. They better think of some baby they can adopt or some little brat they can steal cause their little charade is going to go up in smoke. I love that even Anna Wintour couldn't be bothered with that little shit for brains baby. She probably saw Suri and thought she was too fat.

Hugh Jackman is such a Fag

Here is a clip of Hugh Jackman dancing around in his living room for fun.

Kidding. He is in the musical The Boy from Oz, and even though it's a character, you have to admit that he looks like he is having way too much fun to be a straight man. He truly takes it to the faggiest level and he did that shit 8 times a week. What a queerball.

Vintage Britney

Still the hottest video out there.

The Fall of Communism

HAHAHAH!


This shit is funny. xo
(sorry guys, slow day)

This is a picture of Percy the Pig. This little mini slut muffin was so hot in the UK over the weekend that his owners gave him this little folding chair to lay out on. Admit it! This little guy is a total hottie! I am so feeling his vibe. Sexy! I can't believe this little whore made it to the
Drudge Report's front page. I would much rather see that sexy rump on the beach laying out than this: