WHO WEIGHS MORE??

Here is a picture of Stix, aka Posh, with her two children. Those kids look nice and healthy to me and it made me wonder who weighs more, Victoria or her son Brooklyn? Seriously, I bet Brooklyn is tipping the scales at 100lbs. while Posh is probably well below 70lbs. That skinny ass bitch needs to eat a damn carb. Now, usually, I live by the golden rule, which is you are either too fat or you're dead, but I make an exception in the case of Posh. That bitch needs to put on a pound or two. She looks like Skeletor in couture!

LET THE RACE RIOTS BEGIN!

In a surprising turn, the popular reality based competition program Survivor announced that next season they will have four competing teams: African Americans, Hispanic, Asian and Caucasians.
A lot of people think this shit is racist, but I like to call it genius. That shit is gonna off the chain and you know that everyone is going to watch to see who is the real superior race. We all know the whitey's dont have a chance. If it's a physical endurance challenge the AA's are going to throw down and if its a mental agility challenge the Asians are gonna be all over that like white on rice, pun intended. Another weird fact is that out of 20 contestants, 9 are from Los Angeles.

Also, Jeff Probst is my official biggest crush. Those dimples are the biggest Weapons of Mass Destruction I've ever seen.

There is a lot of Paris Hilton news lately. Today, Paris releases her self titled album to
less than stellar reviews. It's not totally official yet, but it looks like we can confirm that her only talent is, in fact, storing cock in her poon.

Also, Paris is putting her king sized bed and nasty ass mattress on sale so that a whopping 10% of the profits can go to charity. Now, the obvious question here is why would anyone want to pay for herpes? Touching her mattress is like fucking like going to an orgy and not using protection and then shooting up with needles you found jammed in the arm of a dead bum on the side of the street. I actually would take my chances doing the latter than ever spending one night in the matress from hell.

PARIS HILTON DOLL RELEASED IN JAPAN!

This shizz is hysterical. Loves it!
courtesy of Gallery of the Absurd

Meryl Monday

The little Streepster has been working her ass off lately at the Delacourte Theatre in New York City's Central Park since August 8th in a production of Bertolt Brecht's Mother Courage.
Although the show has not been oficially reviewed, as it has not opened yet, the word on the street is starting to spread that the production, although flawed, is good and that Meryl is not.even.playing.around. The show itself is three and a half hours long and Streep is onstage for most of that time. Liz Smith is quoted as saying, "she is also all fire and ice, bravado and fear, ever bouncing back in adversity. A strong, liberated woman ahead of her time". Above are some production stills showing Meryl looking pretty fucking fierce. I love that bitch and I would give my roomate's left nut for three hours of heaven with the Streep. I need a rich ass boyfriend ASAP!
The New York Times also has an article about how the show is free so people have been lining up 24 hours in advance to get an opportunity to see the Streep go to town. Those assholes know what's up.