FASHION TWEEK!

In case you didn't know, this week was New York City's Olympus Fashion Week. That means fashionista's, designers and 12 year old bulemics wearing $3000 ripped pieces of fabric. I was perusing over the highlights and thought I would let you know what the overall trends I saw were:

Black is the new is the old black. Black on black on black or black with charcoal or even smoke. But don't you dare wear gray, and heaven forbid color!

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My friends who were in town said next spring we can expect florets and embroidery during the daytime hours and sequins and luxe fabrics at night.



Also, shapes are changing ladies! Waists are moving up! Shoulders are squaring off (shoulder pads, Zac Posen? Whatever you say....). The look is becoming more early nineties/late eighties with a modern tighter silhouette.



And for my award for best menswear is are a group of hot LA native boys who started their line in their DORM ROOM at UCLA where Barneys purchased some pieces. Isn't that crazy? LOVE IT! It's called Trovata and it's LA based and I have seen it at Fred Segal, Barneys, American Rag and a few other small boutiques. Hit it up before it blows up like Modern Amusement.


Regardless, these boys are cool as shit, and I think that their style is so relaxed and fun and not pretentious. They name their collections which I think is so adorable. This season their collection is called "Pompous and penniless" which I love, because if I had to describe myself in three words, those would be them. They also come up with characters and stories for all their models, which is weird, but quirky in a fun way.





Tune in later guys! I am getting some word that Oprah is up to something!

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LiLo dating Ryan Adams?

In Touch magazine has reported that Lindsay Lohan has been dating rocker Ryan Adams (Renee Z.'s ex, so obviously this guy has a thing for eating disorders) for months in secret! Hard to believe, seeing as CNN headlines her farts. Regardless... I really have a great feeling about this relationship, guys....they're gonna make it! Have faith.

Oh, and by the way, I found out that LiLo is actually living my dream. That bitch LIVES at the Chateau Marmont. Until her new loft is done being remodeled her residence is the good ole' Chateau. Fuckin' asswhore.

OOPS SHE DID IT.....AGAIN

Haha! Here is a pic of Britney's nipple trying to make it's way out of the Forever 21 dress she bought on sale.
Remember when boys would give their left nut to see her nipple? Now its like seeing "Brokeback Mountain".... a lot of hype, but it just doesn't deliver.

Oprah Stikes Again!

Oprah, much like Napoleon did before her, is expanding her vast media empire. This morning it was announced that XM Radio is going to join forces with Oprahs Harpo Radio, Inc. to create a station called Oprah & Friends and will feature shows focusing on self-improvement issues, health, fitness, spirituality and will feature (breathe, guys) a reality radio program featuring none other than (oh god, here it comes...) Oprah herself AND her best friend, Gayle! I am so f___ing excited, you guys! Gayle and Oprah's chemistry is OFF THE HIZZY! They are going to be so great together. Whenever Gayle guests on the Oprah Show you can tell that they are like the BEST of bosom buds/possible lesbian lovers. Now I might actually have to subscribe and get XM just for this joyous event!




Also, just as evidence of Oprah's immeasurable power, XM saw stocks rise 6.9% in PRE-market trading! That's ridiculous! Oprah is the modern day King Midas. It's so nice to have her as my homegirl.
Just listen to how the people at XM ate Oprah out

"Oprah Winfrey is a prolific force in our culture whose unprecedented achievements in television, film, publishing and philanthropy will bring an amazing radio experience to the XM nation of subscribers. We are proud to welcome Oprah and her talented team to the XM family"

Ummm....XM? You have something brown on your nose.




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RECAP!!

Well well well, this was the best hump day I've seen in a while! Lots to cover, lets start

First of all, the Grammys were interesting this year, there were a ton of suprprises!


Can we talk about Madonna's body for a minute. I mean WHAT THE FUCK? I know that seeing as the rest of the world has to actually WORK for a living and doesn't have the free time nor money for pilates and a personal trainer, but who cares??? Madonna looks way better than most of the twenty year old anorexics out there! God its inspiring and irritating at the same time. I love Madonna....even if she was born in Detroit and has a thicker accent than Judi Dench.


Second, lets admit it, Mariah kicked some fucking ass tonight. Not only did she fuckin' sing her tits off but she won a shit load of awards. Who cares if she's got the crazy? She rocks those vocal chords OUT!

And lastly congrats to Kelly C. for winning an award. I know that she is not making the most meaningful and touching music out there but DAMN! can that bitch sing or what? Jesus H. Christ

POEMS FOR A FRIEND

As I promised to my soulmate Kaitie here are a couple of poems that I wrote for her. Here goes nuttin'

"Haiku for a friend"
A big, gaping hole
A cum-recepticle whore bag
Damn, you are ugly

"Haiku for a friend II"
Your vag is too big
Dead babies often fall out
Slut-bucket from hell.

and lastly...

"Haiku for a friend III"
You are in New York
I hope that you die there....bitch
In a gutter, dead

I love you girl
I am proud of you
Keep on keepin' on


(a picture of Kaitie's HUGE pussy)

TOM CRUISE SUCKS UP TO BLACK FOLK

Tom Cruise has requested Kanye West to update the Mission Impossible theme for the upcoming M:I:III film. Then, as Tom is prone to do, he went on to praise Kanye and give him a verbal rimjob.

“As a fan of Kanye’s work, I was thrilled at the prospect of him contributing his talents to ‘M:i III.’ We wanted to take this installment of ‘Mission’ to the next level and Kanye’s music definitely added to accomplishing that goal. As we’ve done with the film, what he’s done with the ‘Mission’ theme is going to blow people away,” Tom Cruise said.




thrilled? next level? blow people away?
I am so over you Tom!

Not to mention that it has been reported that Tom has asked Kate to put her career on hold so that she can raise his child. He is such a sick controlling fuck. But I'm going to watch my tongue....the $cientologists are watching...shhhhhh.... eek!



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GRAMMYS TONIGHT

Wow, guys, its already that time of year. We are officially in the thick of Awards Season and now it's time for music's elite to step into the limelight. After a week of Grammy Pre-Party events it's time for the ACTUAL event. Who will walk the coveted statue? Who knows, but this year there is some amazing competition!
Will Madonna mow down the competition?
Will Kelly kick some ass?
Will Kanye kum through?
Who knows! All I know is that we can expect Madonna to be cold and pseudo-British and Mariah to be crazy and chunky. Kelly will definitely use them pipes of her and blow the competition away.
Check out all the nominees and critics pics here







Also, congrats to all Daytime Emmy Award nominees!!
Go to emmys.org for more info

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PROOF THAT HOMOs GET THE HOT GIRLS IN THE END

Here is a pic of the Vanity Fair cover featuring Scarlett Johansson and Kiera Nightly nude with Tom with his typical "soooo over it" look.



This month's theme is Tom Ford's Hollywood. I think that Tom Ford is a pretty sexy and stylish guide and I am actually interested in what he thinks the future of Hollywood entails. Also, I just heard that Rachel McAdams publicist failed to let her know that the cover was to be shot in the nude. So little Rachel McA strolls on in and looks around for a stylist....
Hmmm. No stylist.....strange....
Hmmmm. Where is the rack of clothes to choose from....
Uhhh...

Suddenly Rachel is on the phone with her puclicist (although I have heard she was as sweet as pie) and then excused herself from the shoot. Mysteriously, Rachel is absent from the Vanity Fair cover and her publicist is suddenly absent from Rachel's phone book....yes kiddies, Rachel fired her publicist after the incident. Coincidence? I think not.


Then that fuckin slut Scarlett waltzed in and took it all off. Dontcha just LOOOOVE Hollywood?

Thanks for the tip from AW/MJ

CLICK IT OR TICKET!

Well, if you haven't heard by now Britney Spears is ALREADY the worst mom in Hollywood. Personally, I dont see what the big deal is. I mean if little Preston were to bit the big one its not like she won't have to support Kevin's other 37 children. And, peeps, lest we forget that Britney IS white fuckin' trash. In her home state cars dont even HAVE seatbelts. If you ask me, it might be in little Preston's best interest to end it now. I mean, his E! True Hollywood Story is going to be tragic at best.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes....

Hey guys....Starting today, I am going to change the format of my blog to make it more accesible for my subscribers and easier for me to serve you. I am no longer going to create one large blog each day, but instead I will host numerous shorter and more focused entries. This means I can give you the MOST up-to-date info out there in the blogosphere as well as allowing you to hit up my blog numerous times a day and find new and exciting/amusing/silly/whatever things I decide to post! Sounds fun, right!?!?!?

Also, I wanted to thank everyone for visiting my b l o g this month because as of January 31st I made $6.38 from advertising!!! Whopee!!! All thanks to you. That means I am going to buy a pack of cigarettes and you can all bum them!
Seriously, lets keep it up, maybe next month I can double my profits to $12.76.

A boy can dream, Can't he??

OPRAH WINS.....AGAIN!

According to the Harris Poll, Oprah was names America's Top TV Personality of 2005! This is the FOURTH year in a row that she has claimed this title! So once again, Oprah has ripped the competition to shreds. Oprah is basically a genetically mutated pop culture monster and I LOVE IT! GO OPRAH GO OPRAH GO!
Click here to see how Oprah has been kicking ass for YEARS!

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On Todays show NATE was making over Eva Longoria's ugly house. I love Nate so much it hurts. Basically, I have this secret fantasy that one nigh Nate and Daniel V. will come over and make sweet love to me....then the really hot part is Daniel V. would make me a totally smokin' outfit and Nate would re-decorate my house in modern minimalist style. Concrete floors....yes, concrete floors.....

IS REESE WITHERSPOON CURSED? OR JUST AWESOME?

It has been reported that Reese Witherspoon has used her evil powers to kill anyone who fucks with her family.Apparently the paparazzi who followed her family at Disneyland was found murdered in his Los Angeles apartment. The other nominees for Best Actress this year better watch out, Felicity Huffman may just end up found dead from an "unknown" cause of death....

Does Oprah Like Baseball?

I just wanted to send out a BIG UPS to my roomate JOE for winning his championship for his baseball league. WOO WOO! I am just sooo proud of him! Way to go killer! Hopefully this time next week I will be reporting that he was awarded MVP of his team! Way to go JOE!!!!



(This is not my roomie....Joe is way hotter)

It's A Wonderful Life

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. I seriously don't even know where to begin. This weekend I went to the craziest party ever, and I think that all of you should know about it. So Saturday night me and my friend Kaitie and Justin. We show up to this beautiful Spanish style home in the Hollywood Hills with lots of young and superficial Hollywood brats (ie Razr phones, Balenciaga bags, boots over jeans, converse sneakers and facial hair). The backyard had a huge platform built over the pool so people could dance and there could be a bar set up. The party was going well, as parties go, until around midnight when the platform over the pool CRACKED OPEN and the occupants of the dancefloor FELL in! I mean, try to picture it, Mischa Barton is fully clothed in the pool with 15 other younng Hollywood hipster kids suddenly soaked to the bone. Everybody whipped out their cellphones and began taking pictures crazy style. Girls started screaming that their shoes ($700), cell phones ($250) and purses ($1200) fell into the pool (priceless). It was very Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".




I have more pictures to come!