MERYL STREEP/LINDSAY LOHAN

Meryl Streep and Lindsay Lohan share a photo shoot in the upcoming issue of W Magazine. Here are a couple of pictures from the shoot. Lindsay looks OK but I like that she is letting herself appear more "real" by smoking, since everyone knows that she chain smokes. I also think that Meryl looks amazing! She is usually so funky and weird but she looks stunning in all black!

The shoot and interview are to promote Robert Altman's new movie A Prarie Home Companion. Sounds interesting!!!!

CONSPIRACY THEORY!

Oh Shit you guys! I just got the craziest story from a friend regarding Katie Holmes and the spawn of Tom. This person on the radio said that she knew, for a fact, that Katie is faking a pregnancy but hasn't always been. She was pregnant with ex-lover Chris Klein's baby! She gave birth around 2 to 3 months ago and is now continuing the charade to help maintain Tom Cruise's machismo!

Could you imagine? Part of me thinks that the story is such bullshit, but then I look at the inconsistency we have seen these past few days and I think off all the weird shit that goes on in this world and I think....heh, maybe.....

BAD BUMP: Day II

What the fuck? Part Two! Now in these pics you can totally see the harness on her tits! Look at the way that gut and those fake boobies are sitting there so stoic! It's totally a scam! This shit is bananas!

Look how flat her lower belly is! That baby looks like it will never come out. What if Katie Homely was just like an elephant and had to preggers for like 36 months with Tom's alien spawn. Oy!



And there are some serious bellybutton issues. I want there to be a public gathering where a licensed medical doctor can do a full check-up on her, while in the nude! Dire measures need to be set into motion! The time is now!

SAY HELLO TO MYNX!

Hey Guys, you should check out the new Electropop phenomenon

MYNX

They are pretty much the most hysterical and ridiculous band I have heard in a while. You will get a total hoot out of them!

Let me give you some quotes from my favorite song, "I'm so LA"

a-hem

"My sunglasses match the cocaine tray

I'm So LA, I'm So LA"

and

"I know someone who knows someone who knows Angelyne"

I mean that shit is brilliant!

check out their website here

and their MySpace page here

WHATS THAT STINK? IS IT A LINK?

The best parking lot note EVER
LAist

The most amazing faucet
Queerty

The View's Meredith Viera is taking Katie Couric's place
CNN

Will President Bush finally be impeached?
Drudge

Tom Cruise blames his father for him being crazy.
MSN

That is Hollywood's Top Stylist?

Look at this freak parade!
This is a picture from DJ AM's birthday bash in Vegas this past weekend. From left to right we have: Nicole's fag, Nicole, Bug-eyed girl and Rachel Zoe, Hollywoods top stylist right now. I know, what the fuck is that raggedy slag doing telling other people what to wear?

She does not look like Hollywood's top stylist. She looks like some corpse that they dragged up and threw some make-up on and dragged her dead ass to a party. It's like lay off the fucking fake tan and diet pills.

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BUY THIS SHIT?!?

I am so fucking pissed. What the fuck? Are we really supposed to believe that Katie Holmes is carrying a baby and not a fucking rolled up pillow in that shirt? Look at her skinny ass legs and her fucking teeny tiny titties! I am so insulsted that Homely Holmes would underestimate her audience in such a way!

I have never EVER seen anything so fake looking in my entire life. Before I was convinced that Tom Cruise just paid someone to make a test tube baby for him...but now I am positive that there is a surrogate being used somewhere. This shit is so fucking shady and fucked up!

HILARY SWANK? TRY HILARY SKANK!

Looks like Hollywoods 2 time Academy Award winning, on-again off-again big-toothed Beeeyatch is trying to prove that she isn't a total bulldyke.

Yup, Hilary Skank showed us her titties! It's like Mardi Gras. They actually look pretty alert for being unleashed!

I bet you that if her ex-husband, Chad Lowe, wasn't a total queer he would be drooling over this pic.

I ACTUALLY THINK SHE LOOKS CUTE AND NERDY!

I actually have to admit that I love this picture of Britney! She is really tapping into her inner-nerd. You have to admit, that after all is said and done, she just looks like a normal, wholesome, sweet hometown girl gettin' her hair did.

I am not a fan of the airbrushed, barefoot, baby-toting, red-neck loving Britney...I like her when she just looks like a huge dork.

LA's BEST KEPT SECRET

Last night I went to Molly Malone's on Faifax at 6th to see Reeve Carney and his band play (don't be fooled, they are in the back room past the bathroom's). I don't even want to taint my experience from last night with raves, praise and accolades. Just go there on Monday April 10th and Monday April 17th at 10pm. It will be the best $5 you have spent all year.

Reeve and his Band cover a variety of songs, from covers to originals with a blues and jazz inspired sound.

Reeve, Zane, JD, and Charles (I don't know his drummer's name but he was great, too) played their hearts out and rocked my socks off.

Here are some links for additional information.

Visit his official website here

Visit his MySpace Music Page here

CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY IS AN IDIOT

Apparently Chad Michael Murray is engaged to an 18 year old crew member of his TV show "One Tree Hill", where he found his first wife (of about 20 minutes) Sophia Bush. I mean, what a fucking moron...

Rumors are swirling that there is a pregnancy involved.

I mean, Chad loves to stick his dick in girls...but then he actually likes pretend he has some class and marries them for a month or two, so that he doesn't look like a total sleeze. I like his thinking. Gays would do that, but they can't get married.

LINKS FOR SALE!

A copy of Sharon Stone's demands on the Basic Instinct 2 set has surfaced
Smoking Gun

The Amazing Race frat boys aren't so butch.
Just Jared

The coveted role of Wonder Woman looks like it will go to Kate Beckinsale
IDLYITW

Five new Klimt's at LACMA starting this week.
LAist

MY FIRST STREISAND POST!

Wow, I cunt believe I have been blogging this long and haven't once mentioned Barb-zilla! Apparently there is a new, explosive biography being released about Barbra Streisand that suggests an affair with Prince Charles in 1994 and speaks candidly about her affair with Dodi Al-Fayed 13 years before his death with Princess Diana.

The book also claims Streisand, now 63, had affairs with Hollywood stars including Warren Beatty, Steve McQueen, Don Johnson, Richard Gere and Liam Neeson.

Damn! Who knew Streisand was such a fucking whore! I love it...she's talented as hell and she loves getting porked! No wonder she is such a gay icon!

Did you guys ever see the diva fest that happened when Barbara went on the Oprah show? Damn, that shit was C-C-Crazy!

WHO IS SHOWING THEIR ASS AT THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS?

None other than Ms. Lindsay Lohan herself.

Look at her show off that fanny...and at the Kid's Choice Awards no less! What a whore. I bet you LiLo couldn't stop being a whore for a free gram of coke. Even Paris keeps it classy for the 12 and under crowd!

LAURA BUSH LIKES TO TALK SHIT TOO!!!

LAURA BUSH: AN INTIMATE PORTRAIT, the only account written about Laura Bush that had White House cooperation, is set to be released and includes passages that totally DISS Hillary Clinton saying that when she ran the house, it was messy and in disaray.

The book is quoted as saying, "On December 18, 2000, just after the Supreme Court ruled on the election, Hillary Clinton gave Laura Bush a tour of the White House. The incoming-First Lady was dismayed at what she saw: Not only were carpets and furnishings fraying and in disrepair in the West Wing and public areas, the Oval Office was done in loud colors—red, blue, and gold! The East Wing was cut up into small offices and had exposed electrical conduits. Many of the furnishings looked dated."

Ouch! That shit is harsh! You know this is the onset of a crazy political cat fight....I can't wait to see how this pans out!

SIR LINKS-A-LOT

Katie Couric is gonna make a shitload of money this week!
Drudge

Fergie looks like a freak
D Listed

Basic Instinct 2 was a total flop
Rotten Tomatoes

Check out a play by play of this weekends UCLA/Final Four game!
LAist

Gwyneth Paltrow is a lush, even when she is preggers!
Egotastic