FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT BITCH IS FREE AT LAST!

Yes! This independence day is going to have special meaning for my girl Lil' Kim from Bedstye Do-or-Die. She is being released from her one year and one day sentence nearly two months early from the Philadelphia Federal Detention Center for good behaviour.

I hope that bitch has had enough time to plan her comeback, cause you know that Martha Stewart was not wasting time in there feeling sorry for herself. She was making plans. I bet Kimmy is gonna drop a hot album ASAP. Good for you girl!

P.S. You know that bitch dyked out in there. I hope we get to see THAT sex video.

story courtesy of ABS-CBN News

woah

I don't have anything to say. I will, instead, quote one of the best movies of all time, Clueless:

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Oh, Dammit, I am going to say something, but I will keep it to a minimum:

Lipstick on teeth, Old woman neck, stoned eyes, Fly-aways. Ok, there, I've said my peace.

pic courtesy of Hollywood Rag
quotes courtesy of IMDb

TODAY IS MY HALF BIRTHDAY!

does anyone want my half birthday list?

SNEAK PEEK!

Babel


Ok, here is a clip from Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's newest film BABEL, starring hotties Brad Pitt, Gael Garcia Bernal and Cate Blanchett. The film, which premiered at the Cannes Film Festival, is being highly praised already. Inarritu won Best Director and the film won the Prize of the Ecumenical Jury as well as a nomination for Palm D'Or.

What the fuck is Cate trying to do to me. I have already told everyone my allegience to Meryl is undying, but that bitch is really working it. I mean, flat out holding back tears the whole time. She is NOT even close to playing around. That bitch is not about to settle for Best Supporting Actress. Poor Brad is like doggy-paddling to keep up. Why hasn't anyone cast Cate as Meryl's daughter. That shit would be off the hizzy. Fo' real.

I smell an Oscar, bitches, and you heard it hear first! Boo-ya!

BRITNEY TRIES TO PULL A DEMI

I mean, this bitch is really pushing it with me. I have had just about enough of her overexposed, honkey-marrying ways. I am so over the new Britney Spears and I miss the hell out of the old Britney. Where is sexy Britney? She should have stole Brad Pitt away! Not that lame-o Angelina. Ugh!

I mean, seriously, what the fuck is Harper's Bazaar thinking? They are flat out stealing from Demi Moore's photoshoot! I cannot believe this shit. Look at her cheesy ass "country" grin. I am truly beginning to get annoyed with this tramp. .

One word: Vomit.

That baby is straight-up retarded. Look at it's little vacant eyes and its open tard-o mouth. Sean Preston being dropped on his head is the least of his worries. He should be worred about Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or Down Syndrome or some other really terrible Syndrome that you can catch from hick parents. Vom.

LOOK WHO DID THIS FIRST!

Told you, bitches!

BUT HER FACE...?

Damn! I mean, go Janet, get that body toned and tight, but work on the face as well. Janet Jackson is looking more and more like Michael everyday! Ok, not that bad, but getting closer to LaToya. And is it me or does she totally have a lazy eye? Ick! I like her weave, though.


pictures courtesy of D Listed

HAPPY OSCAR DE LA HOYA DAY!

Oscar De La Hoya is so terrific! I once was forced to write an article about him, and he's kinda a cool guy!
Oscar is a Mexican-American Middleweight champion! He promised his mother, literally on her death bed, that he would win an Olympic gold medal. And he did! Just for his dead mama! I love it!

Oscar can not only beat the shit out of you, he designed his own house in Big Bear, CA and he has two clothing lines!

When in 2001, his wallet was stolen, the only thing that De La Hoya wanted was the $1 food stamp he keeps on him as a reminder of his poverty stricken childhood. Viva La Hoya!


for Ian and Joe.