I KNOW THIS IS LATE BUT....

This bitch needs to lay off of the Hoodia pops, for real. I could do my laundry on this hoe's sternum, no joke. Why is everyone making fun of Nicole Richie when this bag of bones is dragging her skinny ass around. No wonder Orlando Bloom dumped her....he probably couldnt tell if she was alive or not.

I bet if this hoe was around in the 1930's, Holocaust victims would have thrown her a burger. Damn!

My co-workers are obsessed with primordial dwarves for some reason. I was always thinking they were so bizarre for loving the dwarves so hard, but then they started showing me these YouTube clips. This little dwarfy is an angel sent from heaven! I even love her bunny teeth. She is so much hotter than most of the actresses out there, because she is sweet as a button.

Enjoy!

TGIF!

Just some random shizz I have come across over the week. Have a great weekend, kiddies.

WHO THE EFF IS LONELYGIRL15?!?

Who the fuck is the bitch? Can someone please explain her situation to me? Is she the noveau Blair Witch Project? Please, your comments would be so helpful in aiding me to understand who this hoe is.

NEW MUSIC: LILY ALEN "SMILE"

Hey, My friend DJ Trouble told me about this chick. She's some bitchy British rocker Nelly Furtato chick. I actually dig the song though. It's pretty funny.

THE TODAY SHOW EATS OUT MEREDITH VIERA

I always sleep with my TV on all night and this morning as I awoke from my slumber, The Today Show was on with the welcoming wagon out for new co-host, Meredith Viera. It was seriously sick. They brought on all these assholes that knew Meredith way back when, and Meredith didn't seem to give a shit. They brought out her old teachers and this asshole who got her started and she had this expression on her face like, "how the eff am I going to get up this early from now on?". Poor bitch. She is going to be seriously sorry in a month, once the welcome wagon takes off.

BRITNEY SPEARS HAD HER BABY

So. Fucking. Boring.
I wish I could at least pretend to care about that bitch, but it's just not in me anymore.
Hope everything went well and bless the new parents! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

IF YOU ARE FAMOUS, PLEASE ALWAYS WEAR UNDIES

What a dumb fucking whore. Not only did her mom fail to tell her to always wear clean underwear just in case she is struck dead by a passing car, that hoe forgot to mention wearing underwear at all.
Also, I hate when bitches shave their whole cho-cha clean. That is so innappropriate and twisted. Now we all know that Harry Morton is secretly harboring child abuse feelings. He wants her to look all clean down there like a "widdle gewl". Now we all know of two Pink Taco's that Harry owns.

BOYCOTT CNN!

CNN anchor Thomas Roberts reportedly came out last month at the National Gay and Lesbian Journalists Convention (couldn't they have thought of a better name?). He reportedly has been making steps to come out publicly at CNN for sometime. The wise homo was quoted as saying, "When you hold something back, that's all everyone wants to know" (nudge, nudge Anderson Cooper).

Unfortnuately, it was just reported that CNN decided to scrap the newscast that Roberts co-hosted with Kathleen Kennedy. What the fuck? I am not happy about this. Fags should be able to tell us the news just as much as anyone else. I mean, we let bitches do the sports report! I am pissed as hell right now. Gr.

Meryl Streep clip and Quote for your Monday!

More Meryl!


“You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.”
-Meryl Streep

You know that bitch does her own laundry! She is so real! I love her!

MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: HALF NELSON

Last night, I saw the movie Half Nelson at the Laemmle Sunset 5 (FYI Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody were also there taking in a movie there). This movie and its two stars, Ryan Gosling and Shareeka Epps were truly incredible. The movie follows a middle-school history teacher (Gosling) as he deals with his own addiction to cocaine, alcohol and crack while trying to inspire is students and write his childrens book on dialectics, a theory on change.
In my humble opinion, the movie was subtle and deeply moving and Gosling and Epps are both incredible and their on-screen friendship was a real joy to watch.
The movie really disturbed and depressed me at some points. Watching Gosling's character deal with his overwhelming drug addiction had moments of such painful reality that it was difficult to watch. Still this morning, it is difficult for me to not pity Gosling, even though I obviously realize he was just playing a character. The movie stayed with me and if any of you have an opportunity, I highly suggest seeing it.

Also, Ryan is the hottest. I did fall in love with him...just a little!

Cute!

ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S SON PASSES

In a suprising turn, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son Daniel passed away over the weekend. Anna, who was in the Bahama's, delivered a healthy baby girl to an unamed father on Thursday. Three days later Anna's son Daniel passed away. Her lawyer, Howard K. Stern, has not disclosed the cause of death but has stated that drugs and alcohol were not a factor.

I loved the Anna Nicole Smith show and her son made a couple of appearences and he seemed pretty darn well-adjusted. Best wishes to Anna and her new child as well as my condolences. What a strange twist of fate.

picture and story courtesy of CNN

HAPPY MERYL MONDAY!

Happy Meryl Monday everyone! Here are a couple of pics I found of Meryl and her infamous colored specs. These are some behind-the-scenes shots of her in her new project Dark Matter which is based on a true story involving a Chinese university student who becomes involved in campus politics while studying dark matter during his stay in America.
Sounds boring as hell to me, but I will see that shit nonetheless.








She loves those colored specs!!!