SILVERLAKE

I just thought this was funny. Enjoy your weekend.

ALBA IS HOT!

Woah! I know I posted already that J. Alba is a total annie-rexic but she looks GRRRREAT in these pics. She is SOOO the young version of J.Lo. These pics were lifted from FHM. There are more boys, so go out and grab an issue if these pictures piqued your interest. Alba is looking supa-fly lately, when is she going to dump that loser PA boyfriend of hers and date someone trashy so I can make fun or her more?
I know I am gay, but Jessica, you have got me standing at attention. ;-)

GAWKER STALKER

Click here to check out Gawker Stalker, a website that uses tipsters to track celebrity sightings in New York City. It is pretty crazy how up-to-date it is. It even comes with a handy map to show people where the stars are.

HAPPY ST. PADDYS DAY, YOU IRISH ALCOHOLIC ASSHOLES!

Happy St. Patrick's day to all you potato loving Irish cocksuckers! Have a pint of whiskey and enjoy the real meaning of the holiday which is...wait...i dont know...what the fuck IS St. Patrick's day all about?

HOMO ALERT

Jake is such a queerball. Look at him taking a romantic stroll on the beach with his "friend". I like the constipated face that his dog is making...I also like that instead of letting his dog walk, he just carries it like it's he and his "friend"s lovechild.

PARIS HILTON BUYS A CAR...FOR A HALF A MILLION BONES

Paris Hilton has recently been spotted with a new accessory. It's the new $450,000 Mercedes McLaren SLR. I hope she crashes it but is wearing her seatbelt but can't figure out how to release it and is engulfed in flames. Or she is thrown from the car and skids on the sidewalk for 80 yards

LiLo hearts Louis

Today it was rumored that our favorite crackhead, Lindsay Lohan, has been asked to be the next celebrity face of Louis Vuitton taking over for Gisele whats-her-fuck. Doesn't she look like a uber-hot in this pic?

BUSH'S LOWEST RATINGS YET

Only 38 percent said they believe the nearly 3-year-old war was going well for the United States, down from 46 percent in January, while 60 percent said they believed the war was going poorly.

Nearly half of those polled said they believe Democrats would do a better job of managing the war -- even though only a quarter of them said the opposition party has a clear plan for resolving the situation. (Interactive: poll results)

Pollsters quizzed 1,001 adults Friday through Sunday for the poll; most questions had a sampling error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.

Fifty-seven percent said they believe the March 2003 invasion of Iraq was a mistake, near September's record high of 59 percent. That question had a sampling error of plus or minus 4.5 points.

Bush's approval rating of 36 percent is the lowest mark of his presidency in a Gallup poll, falling a percentage point below the 37 percent approval he scored in November. The previous CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll, conducted February 28-March 1, put his job approval at 38 percent. (View Bush's second term approval ratings)

Sixty percent of those surveyed in the latest poll said they disapproved of his performance in office, the same figure as in the last poll. (Read full results document -- PDF)

Certain about Iraq

The poll found Bush's fortunes are tied to Iraq, where more than 2,300 U.S. troops have been killed.

Two-thirds of those surveyed told pollsters that history will remember Bush most for the March 2003 invasion that toppled Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein and the battle against a persistent insurgency that followed the Hussein regime's collapse.

Bush launched his latest effort to shore up support for the war Monday, accusing Iran of providing explosives used to attack American troops and telling an audience at George Washington University that U.S. forces were "making progress" against insurgents.

He also praised Iraqis for averting civil war despite the sectarian violence that came after February's bombing of the al-Askariya mosque in Samarra, a revered Shiite Muslim shrine.

"The situation in Iraq is still tense, and we're still seeing acts of sectarian violence and reprisal," Bush said. "Yet out of this crisis, we've also seen signs of a hopeful future." (Full story)

With congressional elections approaching, public discontent with the war appeared to be taking a toll on Bush's fellow Republicans.

Only 32 percent polled over the weekend said they thought Bush had a clear plan for handling the situation in Iraq, while 67 percent said he did not.

Only 25 percent said Democrats had a clear plan -- but 48 percent said Democrats would do a better job managing the issue, while 40 percent favored Republicans.

Democrats enjoy lead

Those figures, along with weakened support for GOP handling of the battle against terrorism, have given Democrats a 16 percentage point lead over Republicans when registered voters are asked which party they will support in November. (Watch what the poll might mean at the polls -- 1:49)

Democrats drew the support of 55 percent of the registered voters questioned, while 39 percent said they would be voting Republican in the fall. That question had a sampling error of plus or minus 4.5 percentage points.

Republicans held a 4-point advantage over Democrats on dealing with terrorism, 45 to 41 percent. And despite increasing optimism about economic conditions, Democrats held a strong lead over the GOP, 53-38 percent, when asked which party would better manage the economy.

To make the case for war, Bush and other top officials said the invasion of Iraq was necessary to strip the country of illicit stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction. U.S. inspectors later concluded that Iraq had dismantled its weapons programs under U.N. sanctions in the 1990s, though it had concealed some weapons-related research from the United Nations.

The latest poll found 51 percent of Americans believed the administration deliberately misled the public about whether Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, while 46 percent disagreed. That question had a sampling error of 4.5 percentage points as well.

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$cientology tries to Ruin South Park

Yikes, I hate to post anything about the ever dreaded $cientology. Living in LA, one hears many a story regarding the dreaded $ word. People say that people die, they believe that aliens live in their heads, they run Hollywood, etc. I just don't know but Matt Stone says some really badass things about $cientology. Regardless, the article is pretty "interesting"...I don't like to publicly state my views on it...so I will leave it at that.

Read more here

IT'S NOT TV! ITS HBO

Wow, last night was an amazing night of TV.

SPOILERS ALERTS!



First of all The Sopranos made a long awaited return for it's final season and the premier did NOT disappoint! There was an emotional suicide followed by a sequence where the audience is led to believe that Tony is possibly DEAD! WTF? We are left not knowing, but honestly, if they killed him I would have to tip my hat to the folks at HBO because they are balls to the walls....I cannot believe how intense that shit was.



As if that wasnt enough, The series premiere of Big Love followed. It is about a Mormon man and his three wives. You can only imagine that HBO really went there....the wives are amazing, especially Chloe Sevigny (Nikki). She is a compulsive shopper and very competitive. There are so many possibilities for this show and I cannot wait to see where it goes.



Kudos HBO!

IT'S OVER!

Reports are coming in that Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend have called it quits. Looks like Stuart might actually have to become an actor to live the life of an actor now....so sad...

EVERYONE LOVES BRAD

Here are a few classic pictures of Britney Spears showing some love to some pictures of the Pitt. The sad part is that 3 years ago she probably could have destroyed Jennifer and hooked up with Brad, but now she's just a fat mom with saggy tits...I mean, she's a millionaire, but her tits are still at her knees.

You can take the girl out of Hicksville but you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl.