This is like my dream porn. I love it. I like the way Matthew McC is whispering sweet nothings in his own ear on that bottom pic. Hysterical....and hot.


pics courtesy of Defamer

Wow. This is truly disturbing business. What is going on here? I have never seen a sadder sight in my life. This bitch actually makes Mischa and Lindsay look classy. Oy. Save yourself, girl!


pic courtesy of Perez Hilton

I MISS THE OLD CARSON!

I hate to say it, but Carson Gay-ly looks like a fucking Holocaust survivor. That manorexic fool is fucking skinny as baby Zahara and Nicole Bitchy. What has been eating...er-not eating lately?

So gross.

OPRAH IS NOT A DYKE!

I smell damage control...In the August issue of O Magazine Oprah Winfrey attempts to cover up/clarify her relationship with Gayle King, her "best friend" of many years. They go on to explain that their relationship is "otherwordly" and "designed by a hand and a power greater than their own". What a load of crap. The only thing designed by a hand greater than their own is their nasty fishy lesbo tongues!

Then, they spin the ultimate gay love affair cover up line:

"The truth is, if we were gay, we would tell you, because there's nothing wrong with being gay"

Of course there is something wrong with being gay! It's gross and terribly overrated!

That is such the go to line when people are accused of being the gay. It is too politically correct. I just want Oprah to be like, "Hell no I ain't gay...Her snatch smells like drive through sushi on a hot summer's day, beyatch".

Story courtesy of AP News

SO GOOD EVEN A FAG CAN APPRECIATE....

For the straight boys


This guy is fucking ridiculous!
Whatever...I was doing that shit last night before I went to bed...