Lets Remember the Good Times

Lets Remember the Good Times


Here is a clip with recently departed Katie Couric (departed to CBS from NBC) with Britney in 2000. I miss the old Britney.

Have a good weekend, folks.

Brandon and Lindsay: Seperated by a thin line (of cocaine)

Brandon Davis Goes to Rehab. Don't worry, it's the nice one in Malibu!


It's oficially been confirmed that Brandon Davies is going to rehab in Malibu. The rich kid rehab. The one where you do yoga and shit. I think he probably can still use his Sidekick and shit there. Maybe he and Lindsay have more in common than we think.
Hm.

Nacho Libre- Opening this Weekend!

Opening This Weekend!


This movie looks fucking funny. Check it out. Jack Black= Total Hottie!!!

STUDIO 60 on the SUNSET STRIP. YOU SEE IT HERE FIRST!

Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Here is the 6 minute presentation form for NBC's newest show Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, a behind the scenes look at a fictional sketch comedy show like Saturday Night Live when a change of power occurs at the executive level. It by the West Wing's Aaron "loves me my shrooms and Michelle Pheiffer" Sorkin and it looks exactly like The West Wing with a different set. Nevertheless, I smell a hit come autumn. Those botoxed Desperate Housewives better be sweating....NBC is coming out swinging this year with the loss of all major sitcoms.

MARC JACOBS...SINGLE AGAIN (GASP)

Marc Jacobs manwhore boyfriend Jason Marks is done fucking Marc for his fifteen minutes of fame. Jason infamously started seeing Mark and suddenly shot to pseudo-celebrity by posting pictures of himself with every celebrity who has ever worn Louis Vuitton (and that's a lot, people). Sadly, their love, which most thought would last forever**, has come to a screeching halt. Marc seemed to think that Jason and his age difference caused stress on their relationship, seeing as Jason would go out every night and party with Marc's celeb friends (including Mariah, Lindsay, Paris, Winona to name a few) while Marc went to bed alone..seeing as he had work the next morning, unlike his manwhore. But alas, it's over now. At least Marc got to get his rocks off with that hottie. I hope he jizzed in his eye at least once. And Jason Marks has that retarded tatoo forever. What a fucking label whore.

**two weeks


pic and story courtesy of A Socialite's Life

POSH GRABS A BITE

Here is a picture of Posh Spice going out to grab a bite to eat. Literally a bite, mind you, cause you don't look like a 35 year old Olsen Twin by actually eating. That bitch probably eats flavored air. And what is she wearing? A skirt or a belt? I can't tell that shit is so short. Lovin' the shoes though. And the alien face. Seriously, how do those legs support the weight of the rest of her body? She looks like she is balancing on pretzels. Did you know she has bulemia hair but wears a weave? Now you do. What a beautiful disaster!



pic courtesy of D Listed

ELISHA CUTHBERT...HOT OR NOT?

Here is a pic of Elisha Cuthbert signing an autograph. She is looking super sexy and not fucked up at all. I wonder if she even spelled her own name correctly. Looks like times have been tough since House of Wax and 24. Damn girl! At least put on a little mascara

pic courtesy of Junk Feud

OPRAH MEETS THE DA VINCI CODE

Oprah Drops a Da Vinci Load


Here is a pretty funny little clip of Oprah interviewing Dan Brown, author of The DaVinci Code, Tom Hanks and Jesus. It cracks me up!

LINDSAY LOHAN ALMOST PULLED IT TOGETHER!

I must admit that other than her freckle-y skin, and her disgusting armpit fake tan disaster Lindsay looks like she didn't just smoke crack out of a broken lightbulb in the alley. She's even showing a little side-tit. Me likey!
It has been confirmed that Paris and Lindsay had a minor altercation at a NYC bar a few nights ago in which Paris was like,
"Linds, I totally cunt believe you are already fucking my ex-boyfriend"
and Lindsay was like,
"Paris, but you've been fucking some USC kid. And some UCLA guy. And that bum on the corner. Any anything else with a dick and a heartbeat....and the heartbeat is optional..."
Paris looked at her all cock-eyed and stomped away to do coke in the bathroom and then get gangbanged.

WEEKLY TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE!

Small Wonder


I am going to be starting a new weekly posting about memories from our collective childhood. Tip me as to the things you remember and I will try to find clips to post!

The first trip down memory lane is dedicated to Small Wonder, the cheesiest and cheapest show on TV. I mean, if I knew a robot, I would at least buy that bitch a few different outfits. That dumb hoe always wore the same red and white french maid outfit. I totally bet that the father invented her so that he could molest her ass and program her so that she wouldn't tell. And that neighbor girl straight up invented fug.
Regardless, I watched this show with the passion of the Christ. I ate it up for breakfast, I loved this show so much. Oh, god, growing old is so depressing.

Something called the World Cup is going on....Ever heard of it?

So soccer has reached it's four year orgasm with the commencement of the World Cup in Germany. Every morning at like 4am every other country but America gives a shit about who is going to win. America did beat the Czech's and apparently they are very good, but now we still have to deal with those damn Italians! I found out Korea won, the other morning, because all the Koreans in my hood were screaming and yelling like rice went on sale.
England apparently made a bad showing and David Beckham is all crabby and you can't tell what Posh is feeling because her face is frozen and perpetually hidden behind bug-eyed sunglasses that cost $32 billion. Thats the way they roll.

Regardless, May the best immigrant win!

BUTTER FACE!!!!

Here is a picture with Janet Jackson flaunting her new body. Damn! Look at those arms. Those shoulders are divine! The waist is so petitie and toned. Her booty is being nicknamed Nirvana by some Buddhists. But DON'T LOOK AT HER FACE. Uh oh! I bet bitch had a case of the hanging skin and then went to the doctor to tighten it up a bit, cause that bitch looks surprised/alert, even though you can tell she's on painkillers. Can't wait to hear the new jams!!!!

pic courtesy of my friend over at D Listed Spanks a lot!

WATCH PARIS HILTON DIE- again and again and again and again......

Paris Hilton's Death Clip- House of Wax


Watching Paris go down in flames with a big ass blunt object in the head doesn't seem cruel enough! I wanted her to be forced to date the uglyBaldwin brother first, or be caught shopping at a Pic N Save in Alhambra. Something that would mortify her and then I would want her dead. I wanked to this video three times last night!

Thanks again YouTube