OH YEAH!? WELL GAY PEOPLE HATE YOU BACK!

Apparently, there was a town meeting in Provincetown, MA (the gayest hotspot in America) regarding a problem with intolerance and bigoted behavior. Now, the intolerance was not being directed at the gays, but was coming from the homo patrol! I love it. Gays get their own town and they immediately abuse their power by abusing the straights. God, fags are just as fucked up and bigoted as anyone else and I love it.

"Police say they logged numerous complaints of straight people being called ``breeders" by gays over the July Fourth holiday weekend. Jamaican workers reported being the target of racial slurs. And a woman was verbally accosted after signing a petition that opposed same-sex marriage, they said"

Damn, who knew that fudge-packers were so cruel. I always figured the biggest offense in P-town would be wearing white after labor day.

story courtesy of

Boston.com

Do Yourself A Favor....Watch This!

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This video is fucking amazing and gayer than a Kelly Clarkson concert! I wish that I could hold each of your hands while watching this, to show you my favorite parts. Lets look at it in sections.
Section One: Convulsions
I love how Beyonce looks like a crazy cack addicted super star here. Love. It. Jay-Z bores me to death lounging, but look at how bug-eyed and big-thighed she is. She is working the bug-eyes like none other. I love that she has mini epeleptic seizures to the beat! And I love the move where she is like pushing away from her body and her hand is shaking. So fucking hot.
Section Two: Running Through the Field
When I think that the video has almost reached perfection, the genius director threw that bitch in a corn field and yelled "Run, hoe, like yo' pimp is chasing you"...and that bitch did! She looks all sorts of scared in that field...and then she pauses for her moment of weird seizures!
Section Three: Roots
So, basically at this point I'm like masturbating and cumming all over the place when the video takes it up another notch. They get Beyonce in the most racist African tribal garb they can find and the make that hoe do some sort of crazy African voodoo dance where she is having full on convulsions. It is so fucking Roots I can barely handle it. I am telling you, this shit has taken me by storm. It has a hold of my heart and it won't let go. Thank you, Beyonce, thank you.

WHAT DIET IS THIS BITCH ON!?

On bottom is Janet in January 2006. the top is Janet in July 2006


I mean seriously, the only diet I know of that works that fast is called Crystal Meth, bitches!
Something is up....how did that bitch get that skinny? Seriously, someone is ODing on the laxatives.
I'm just hatin' cause im jealous. That bitch looks good and you know shes gonna drop a hot album...and then disappear into a KFC for three months. Bitch.


pics courtesy of Hollywood Rag

WEEKLY TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE!

Blast from the Past

Oh, God, these little MF's were so tight back in the day!

Michaelangelo was my fave.....

How to Raise a Child

HAHAHAH!

BUZZ OF THE WEEK!

So, my friend from NYC just came into to town to work on a new musical that is premiering in Los Angeles and we had a catch-up session last weekend.

We were having drinks at the favorite fag haunt, The (Cr)Abbey, when he told me that last year, while he was incredibly drunk, he hooked up with Nathan Lane! He said that after finishing a bottle of wine or two he was incredibly drunk and Nathan carried him back to his huge loft and tried to make him do poppers.

LOVE IT! You know that sick, sad, fat little guy had some fucked up shit hiding in his closet...no pun intended...
I bet he likes to be humiliated or watersports. Why are comics always so fucking messed up!?
Love it!

WEEZER IS SOOOO OVER

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo is through....with Weezer.

Rivers has had some major changes this year, including graduating Harvard after a decade long on again off again love affair with academics as well as getting hitched. Cuomo also was married this year. In addition, Cuomo is now going to pursue his own solo career, citing that it "feels right".

Oh, what a fucking loser. I read the Rolling Stones article about him, where he lived on a couch in Silverlake even though he was already rich and shit... and about how he meditates for like weeks on end without speaking. BORING! He's just a sell out like the rest.


story courtesy of MTV News

MY APOLOGIES

I am so sorry guys that I have been a bad blogger lately, but I am truly swamped at my "real job" as an "office slave". I wish that things were slower and I could spend more quality time with each and every one of you cocksuckers, but alas. Don't fear guys, I am going to try to keep updating as much as humanly possible.

The only thing that I could think of that I could think of to offer you is a picture of Paris Hilton's huge meat curtain falling out of her skirt, deperately seeking fresh air. Sick.