Craigslist Weirdo's

Ok, I will admit it. I check the missed connections section in Craigslist pretty frequently. You never know, especially in New York, if someone is falling in love with you, or if that hot guy who caught your eye could be the next love of your life. Mostly, I find nothing, but I do like to click some of the posting titles that sound interesting. Today, this one caught my eye: i sucked you at BADLANDS Video Saturday night - m4m - 32

I clicked. 

"You are the VERY sexy white guy...I saw you standing in the hallway....we went into adjoining booths and i sucked your beautiful cock to completion....it was the first time there for me and, if by some longshot you read this...i would love to service your cock again...maybe at my place. 

I was in a METS jacket"

I found this extremely rude for 3 reasons: 

A. He was wearing a METS jacket. I can almost certainly guarantee that he is not a METS fan, and is probably not particularly interested in sports. 

B. This was in no ways a "missed connection". From the sound of it, they connected just fine. When someone has their dick in your mouth, there has to be some opportunity (some fleeting romantic moment) for you two to exchange digits. 

C. I didn't like that he called the cock "beautiful". I get that he's trying to convince this guy to email him, but that was an unnecessary detail. I also don't particularly like that he also had to include that he sucked it to "completion". That's just nasty. 

nose flaring competition

bangs? thoughts?

Julia is Evil

What the fuck?

This is quite possibly the rudest thing I have ever seen. Visit www.kittywigs.com to learn more. Apparently, Anderson Cooper took the time to actually covered this story. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPRAH

Even a pseudo blogger like myself, has to come out of the woodwork to give a big woo woo to my homegirl.
Happy Birthday Oprah. 53 never looked so DAMN good.

Never forget that a shit-talking like me is always thinking of you.

Sunday Night at the Arclight OR How I Called 'Ugly Betty' a Whore

Wow. How do I succinctly try to describe what happened to me and a small group of friends last night? It started out innocently enough with a friendly outing to see "Volver" at the Arclight Cinemas on a Sunday night at 8:00pm. After leaving the theatre, my friends and I sat outside to people-watch and have a quick ciggarette. Sitting next to us was another small grouping of friends, one of whom recognized my friend Michael. After hearing the voice a few moments (and my roomate's "subtle" look of confirmation) I suddenly realized that it was none other thant America Ferrera, aka Ugly Betty. I was trying to look not star-struck when an interesting exchange occured:

America, while in Junior High School with my friend, went by the name Georgina (America's middle name). My friend, Michael, became confused and asked America if she had heard from Georgina, and America corrected him and let him know that she IS Georgina, she is just using her first name now. After a few moments of confusion, we all started saying, "Good thing Michael didn't say, 'what happened to that WHORE Georgina??' ". We started laughing, but America WAS NOT amused. Even after one of her friends chimed in, the conversation had already taken a slightly awkard turn and we all walked away chuckling. Well, my friends were chuckling, I re-lived the experience on repeat the entire night. Ugh.

And that, is how I called Ugly Betty a whore.
Here is how my friend summed it up:
Movie Tickets: $10.00
Assorted coffee beverages: $12.50
Small popped corn:$4.00
Calling Ugly Betty a whore: Priceless

Your Ass Can Afford a Better Weave

I think that all the black girls in Hollywood need to have a sit-down chat with Britney. Girl does not know how to take care of the nap on her head! I love Britney. I am super excited that she is prepping for her comeback. I am happy as hell that she dumped Fed-Ex. But our girl is from the country and she needs help. Britney, get a stylist and a hairstylist. I don't care if you use Rachel Zoe and Ken Paves, just get some professionals, pronto!

I'm in your corner, girl. Help me help you.

xo
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Links For the Memories!

Advice to Lindsay Lohan: Proofread! - Defamer

The countdown begins: How long until Michael Richardson checks into rehab? - TMZ

I don't know who I lost more respect for, John Mayer or Jessica Simpson. Oh, let's get real...I never respected either of them in the first place - Perez Hilton

Do I really need any more reasons to love Gael Garcia Bernal? - The International Herald Tribune

How many times to I have to tell you people? Do not fuck with Oprah - Tittle-Tattle Too

Gwen Stefani: Out of the Spaceship and Onto the Red Carpet

I know that some people think that outfit Gwen Stefani's wore to the American Music Awards was ugly, but as usual, I have to disagree. I get it...she looks like a coke-whore pornstar alien...but she is rocking it. And I am happy as a clam that she lost the Japanese posse. Those glasses are supa-fly and her legs are toned and sexy. I totally hate bangs and the bleached out color but for some reason it works. I don't know what spell she casts over me, but Gwen could have a retard as her stylist and I would still love it.

You know that poor Gavin doesn't get her style and he is completely embarssed. Look at him trying to rock denim and a t-shirt at an awards show. He looks like he was going to just stay at home and Gwen made him come at the last minute.

Don't hate me, bitches, but the site is currently under construction. You can expect a re-unveiling of Oprah is My Homegirl later this year or early 2007. Love you bunches, leiblings!

Peace, love and Oprah!

NICE TRY, LOSERS!

Reports were released today that Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon are filing for divorce after seven years of marriage and two children. This is truly depressing. I kinda thought that these two would actually make it work!

Their spokeswoman said "We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time"

I'm really interested in seeing how this all plays out. Even though I wanted them to make it, now that I know they aren't I want to see a fight! And with Reese making the bacon and probably not signing a pre-nup....hmmmm could be some mud-slinging going on! Loves it!

TMZ via Drudge Report

New in Music: Regina Spektor

My New Fave


Hey everyone! I want you all to make sure that you check out Ms. Regina Spektor and add her to your iTunes immediately! She's gonna be huge as soon as people catch on! Don't you want to tell all of your friends about her and look like you are way ahead of the curve?
Above is her song "Infidelity". If you like this, check out "Hotel Song" and "Samson"

And if you REALLY like her, She's playing at Avalon in Los Angeles Novemeber 2nd.